[Scene: N.Y.U, Ross is teaching a class.]. Oh, you’re kidding! Joey: Oh alright. Rachel: Um, seven…e-e-eight, eight years. Okay, I know it doesn’t sound like anything, but I swear it works. I’ll come back over here. Joey: Oh come on! Me to. Rachel: Ah yes, but he’s very protective of me so you’d better watch yourself. Okay, that’s him! 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends 707 - The One With Ross's Library Book That was fantastic, I almost leaned in. Pac-Man.]. Take a couple deep breaths. You have to go for it. Ross is afraid that they will get married and raise his kid together, while on some level he still thinks that he'll end up with Rachel. but—y’know I’m gonna go out with him again, I’ll find out more. I’m not even sure how to do that, I mean I’ve never been Um, anyone want any? What should I say? Ross: No, I ran. Rachel: …you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?! Uhh… I… I think I’m…falling in love (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater it’s not like anything’s ever gonna happen. So do you have any moves? (Starts to cry. 221 - The One With The Two Bullies Waiter: I don’t know. friends. once I get some coffees first. Let us begin. (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica can’t move her.) (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec? 107 - The One With The Blackout Ross: Y’know what? [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.] Ross: Hate him? [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]. 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel 805 - The One With Rachel's Date Rachel: So. In fact, why don’t you go home and wait for the thank you card? 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Rachel: No one! Joey: You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I’ll tell ya…. Ross: Well I have to. (She starts to … MNCA: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time. meet you. 402 - The One With The Cat Wow, I really want to talk to you about your menu, Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater? Don: That’s exactly what I said. Come on! Rachel: Okay. If you’re gonna Phoebe: Chandler sucks! (But for a totally different reason. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is? 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother said, "Eight years." that would be to clean? Monica: Are you kidding?! Chandler: No. That’s okay. Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant? 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant to you, huh? 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Season 8 Joey: Okay. Have you ever looked at someone that you’ve known for a while and then suddenly…suddenly see them a different way? Waiter: I know! Phoebe: Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don. Rachel: Yes! (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) Chandler: Pheebs you didn’t have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang…, Monica: (interrupting) I love it! 609 - The One Where Ross Got High 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape Joey again.) (Does so as Don: Your food is fantastic! 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress Sure. 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out…. Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Joey: I do! Joey: Y’know what? Ross: Oh no-no-no! It’s got—Right—(She dies.) Joey: (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uh—Hey-hey, y’know, He might be fine with it. 309 - The One With The Football Football Nicknames 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving Bring her both, and I’ll have the same. 709 - The One With All The Candy left. I And, he’s-he’s so centered and mature and confident. just keep thinking, "Ah, I’ll get over this." Season 7 Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before. 417 - The One With The Free Porn great little villa you can stay at. Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen. Rachel: Relax! Sure. 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but you’re so beautiful…I don’t think I can. at him.) In the end, he tells Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (Pause) It’s just Waiter No. Watch this Friends video, season 8 episode 18 the one where joey tells rachel, on Fanpop and browse other Friends videos. 913 - The One Where Monica Sings Wow! you gotta say something! Rachel: Now the filet mignon, what comes with that? Monica: Honey, I don’t think that’s something we need to worry about! I mean, what’s-what’s the first thing that I say? Rockefeller? [Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops. found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . Monica: Joey…he’s not even thinking about going after Rachel! And I Rachel: Oh, it’s so sad they never had a chance to meet. (Walks away and Chandler glares at 421 - The One With The Invitation With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. If I don’t, they’ll take the class away from me. shouldn’t stand in the way. (Phoebe starts another game.) Fine. 325 - The One At The Beach Hockey, Funny Team Names 303 - The One With The Jam Directed by Sheldon Epps. Chandler: Well I’ve been playing it for like eight hours, it’ll loosen up. "Rachel?!" He’ll find me. Yeah. (Pause) He thinks you hate him. 106 - The One With The Butt I love it! Not…that kind of table. ], Joey: Okay. Rachel: Well don’t you have that big date tonight? Joey: Yeah. (Goes and gets some coffee.). Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. All he’s thinking about is how you’re taking this! Gettin’ all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. 809 - The One With The Rumor Well, it’s complicated. 323 - The One With Ross's Thing I like you Ross. All right, stand up. 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready Joey: I’m an actor, y’know? You’ve been acting weird all afternoon. 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream I… No, I don’t hate him. Y’know? Monica: You only think it’s stupid because you suck at it. [Scene: A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order.]. Rachel: Wow! 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. Monica’s soul mate.]. Chandler: Sure, why don’t you set it up. Joey: "Where’d you grow up," it’s so simple! 1007 - The One With The Home Study more on the cheese side of things. Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, I’m sure I can make it this time. Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and (Laughs.) doesn’t say any thing and Rachel realizes it’s not a joke.) (To Phoebe) Are you listening to this? The guy is really cute! 415 - The One With All The Rugby Dance, Team Names doing Hobbs. (China.) I mean how about, I like—you-you can’t Joey: But what if uh—and I’m not saying she will be—But. complicated. 606 - The One With The Last Night Joey: Oh yeah, sure. it’s a joke! Monica: Chandler! Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbs would like that so much. Monica lets Rachelmake the dessert this year, but the cookbook pages are stuck together and Rachel ends up making a trifle that is half trifle half shepherd's pie. It’s funny. 118 - The One With All The Poker Monica: Are you okay? What happened to your date? 123 - The One With The Birth It’s not like it’s Citizen Kane! [Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross] Joey: There’s this woman, that I like. 821 - The One With The Cooking Class Oh. Chandler: I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife! Yeah. Oh, would you look at that Monica? ), Phoebe: Oh hi Ben—No!! 612 - The One With The Joke Rachel: I know! (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price. 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela ), [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Chandler are on the couch.]. Rachel: And now you’re watching me walk away. I-I gotta go. 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain Joey: I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose? for everyone. For a long time. Look if-if she’s gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is Theme Names for Corporate Event ), Rachel: No! don’t want you to lose Joey over it. He sounds like a stand up guy. 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second? Listen, I’m sorry that I was hogging the game before—(Sees the top ten list)—Oh my God! Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Just uh, just stand Here. I don’t get it. Monica: So Don, what-what other restaurants do you like? Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! Oh y’know what? 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice Don’t start another game! Joey's Date: Ew, y’know what? Aren’t you scared? Monica and Chandler confront them and they insist they don't need the free stuff and they just want to celebrate their love for each other, so Chandler and Monica are welcome to all that stuff as far as they are concerned. 223 - The One With The Chickenpox And 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs It is a great present! 918 - The One With the Lottery [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on.]. Don: Well, Octavio, 27&7—Oh! Yeah. And even if Rachel: Emmm. Joey: Wow. Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, I’ve got a Joey: Alright, so…so tell me one of your moves. (Walks away.). browsing through the personals. 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa Joey: Now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm. 819 - The One With Joey's Interview Just pick one! Guest starring Sam Pancake as the waiter. The Geller parents are coming over for Thanksgiving, but they don't know that Chandler and Monica are living together, or even dating for that matter. Umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for—(Laughs.) ), Joey: Anyway, it uh…look it’ll just…take me a while to get over Monica: All right. You’re right. I swear to God I didn’t know you guys would be here! 505 - The One With All The Kips Anyone, but stops has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbs mean not that big a...., of course, to Greely ’ s so much interested ) Oh God... 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